1/8/2024 0 Comments Drink sprite monkey![]() 1 ounce vodka, 1 ounce Kahlúa, 1 ounce Bailey’s Irish Cream 1 ounce amaretto, 1 ounce Kahlúa, 1 ounce Bailey’s Irish Cream 1 ounce Absolut Kurant vodka, 1 ounce Midori melon liqueur, 1 ounce cranberry juice, 1 ounce sprite.Īfter Sex. Pour all the ingredients into a highball glass with ice and stir.Ībsolut Sex. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.ģ ounces orange juice or grapefruit juice Pour the white crème de cacao into a cordial or cocktail glass. Layer equal parts white crème de cacao, maraschino liqueur, light cream. The verdict is not in on the procedures with the naughty bits of monkeys, but the bygone fashionable drink is a reliable rejuvenator. The sonorous sobriquet was inspired by the work of Serge Voronoff, a Russian who experimented with the sexual organs of monkeys for rejuvenation. The claim is backed up in the ABC of Mixing Cocktails by none other than Harry MacElhorne. Harry MacElhone, owner of Harry’s New York Bar in Paris, is credited with mixing the first Monkey Gland in the 1920s. Martini, Manhattan, Monkey Gland? Case closed. Few classic cocktails of such appealing character have such odious names. Joseph Scott and Donald Bain in The World’s Best Bartender’s Guide give the recipe for the variant Sleazy Sex on the Beach as follows, “Add 1 ounce of Grand Marnier, but only if you’re feeling particularly wasteful and have little respect for Grand Marnier.”įor my money, the most clever-and remotely palatable-of all these drinks is a gin-based cocktail blended with orange juice, grenadine, and Pernod: the Monkey Gland. These generally sweet, but seriously potent potables literally go down so easily that multiple Orgasms will often lay the young toper out prone for the wrong reason. They are clearly fraught with double entendre-“I’d like a Screaming Orgasm, if you please.” And as it is with real sex, these drinks come with their risks. I cannot imagine Winston Churchill or James Bond sidling up to the bar at the club and requesting a Bald Pussy or a Tony’s Screaming Weenie. ![]() Some of the wildly inventive names are meant to titillate, while others are just blatant forays into potty talk. Sex sells, and these drinks are particularly formulated with the libido in mind. Appropriately, Sex on the Beach and many its offspring of sexually allusive drinks are usually called “Shooters.” Sex on the Beach is just one of many generic cocktails whose sole link is a reference to “doing it.” Unlike the Angel’s Tit, the final product of Sex on the Beach and the myriad other sexually oriented cocktails generally have no visual association to the name: the Blow Job, the Leg Spreader? Sex is often associated with cocktails, though I doubt if this shrewd observation will overthrow Freud or Kinsey as experts in the field. But the drink that started the ball rolling, so to speak, was Sex on the Beach. The Angel’s Tit was a prohibition drink, so-named because the creamy white cocktail, topped with a cherry in exactly the right place, resembled-well, you get the idea. Leave it to George Carlin to expound upon the word: “Women want cock, men want tail.” Naughtily named cocktails have been around for quite some time, though. I don’t think I’m alone in this, but even the word “cocktail” can rouse a small titter from the sixth-grader in me. What’s in a name-indeed! But these are but a few of the hundreds of cocktails out there that have one ingredient in common: sex. Adios, Motherfucker, Blue Balls, Suck, Bang, and Blow, and Mountain Dew Me.
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